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Lich Perfect A Stupid Fantasy
Have you ever had a story that excited you so much it kicked you out and wrote itself?Have you ever seen a skeleton jamming on a synth while atop a covered wagon?Did you leave the gas on?If you answered NO to any of these questions, congratulations!
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About Lich Perfect A Stupid Fantasy
Have you ever had a story that excited you so much it kicked you out and wrote itself?Have you ever seen a skeleton jamming on a synth while atop a covered wagon?Did you leave the gas on?If you answered NO to any of these questions, congratulations! This story is for you! Marvel at roburros galore, chuckle sensibly at obscure references, or just complain that it's too obtuse!WARNING! Caution is suggested for any and all who partake of this tome. Side effects include, but are not limited to:Raging apathy, a scent of chum, malfunctioning trousers, popping noises in your inner ear, late-night Spotify binges, concern for the well being of your carpets, rectal displacement, the giggles, floccinaucinihilipilification, attraction to non-organic individuals, confused tensing, intestinal rash, hallucinations vivid in their transience yet harrowing in their content, herpes, fire, layers of red paint, emotional breakdown, unexpected tulpa generation, spontaneous combustion, noclip, IDKFA, UUDDLRLRBAS, ascension to a higher plane of couch, yearning for the days of Botcon and proper exclusive sets instead of several franchises being forced into a single event, tapping two islands, squinting, bananaphones, dead men telling tales, artificial embodiments of the past sent from the future, shipping, doing it rockapella, and nausea.Cover by John Zeleznik, inner splash by @NaPalm_Express on Twitter!
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